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Sunday, October 23, 2005

Merry Fitzmas Everyone!

This is it, this is the week we have all been waiting for!!! What do you think Fitz Claus is gonna leave under the tree for all the good liberal boys and girls?

Fitzy's making a list,
he's checking it twice,
two or three endictments
sure would be nice!

Patrick Fitzgerald has his own web site up and running now so keep a close eye on it.

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Do you know that sites like this one helped our enemies kill approximately 200 American soldiers by convincing them to keep fighting?

Posted by: skipper2005 | Oct 23, 2005 6:59:35 PM

Thanks Skipper, got stats for that? I'm sure Al-Qaeda is just waiting with baited breath for our next post.

Ummm, I think you need to look at our National policies set forth by this administration to find out who killed those 200 soldiers of yours.

Thanks for playing.

Posted by: The Bastard | Oct 23, 2005 8:57:42 PM

Didn't you get the memo? Anything less than unquestioning obedience is harmful to our democracy. Asking why our troops were sent to fight a war based on fabricated intelligence is failing to support them. And daring to suggest that things aren't going well and need to change is supporting the terrorists. The chimp in the suit said so, so it must be true.

Posted by: Joe Snitty | Oct 23, 2005 10:44:08 PM

FRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Bastard | Oct 23, 2005 11:47:36 PM

Ah but Joe... Bill Clinton said in his speech to Michigan State in 1995:

"I say to you, all of you, the members of the Class of 1995, there is nothing patriotic about hating your country, or pretending that you can love your country but despise your government. There is nothing heroic about turning your back on America, or ignoring your own responsibilities. If you want to preserve your own freedom, you must stand up for the freedom of others with whom you disagree. But you also must stand up for the rule of law. You cannot have one without the other."

I think there are quite a few Americans out there that pretend to love their country but despise our government. Lots and lots of them... Was Clinton wrong?

Editor's Note: I am NOT an idiot. I don't think you support terrorism at all. And in no way should I be confused with or equated to skipper there...

Posted by: steve | Oct 23, 2005 11:59:31 PM

Steve, you like using that quote a lot! Like you are almost surprised a liberal would say something like that. Suspect?

So do you think today is the day?

Man I love my country, so much so that I enlisted and served and I have the American flag tattooed on my arm along with the bald eagle. But I sure do hate the fuckers running this dog and pony show.

You can absolutely love this country while fearing the government. Because I think Clinton is wrong. Loving this country means loving the principles and freedoms set forth in the constitution. Fearing the government is just being suspicious of the men and women we appoint to office and how in fact they interpret those principles and freedoms. It's not to hard to separate the two if you ask me.

Maybe it should be "I love the Constitution of the United States of America but fear the men that pretend to care about it!" How's that?

Posted by: The Bastard | Oct 24, 2005 8:40:44 AM

Twas the nite before Fitzmas and through the White House
Not a neocon stirred, not even Cheney, that louse
The documents were shredded and all burned with care
Even Judy was smart enough not to be there

The liberals were snuggled all warm in their beds
Convinced that George Bush would no longer be led
With Laura in her burkah and George in his cap
He thought to himself, can I beat this wrap?

Then from the news there arose such a clatter
George ran to his office "what the hell is the matter!?!"
He grabbed Rove and said "what is the excitement?"
And there stood Fitzgerald, hands full of indictments

Karl’s bald head then started to glow
Like George Bush’s nose, in the days he did blow
When what to his bloodshot eyes should appear
But cops and attorneys and all coming near

Fitzgerald was thorough, if not very quick
And George now realized he wasn’t that slick
More rapid than eagles Fitz’s charges they came
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name

"Now, grab all those docs and seize that computer!
Arrest Cheney! And Rove! And Rumsfeld and Scooter!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Now, lock away, lock away! Lock away all!"

With a wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Fitz let George know he had plenty to dread
He leaked not a word, but went straight to his work
arrested them all and said “Bush you’re a jerk”

And poking his finger in George Bush’s nose
Said time for a speech in the garden of rose
He sprang to his car to his team gave a shout
And away they dragged Rove who started to pout

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight:

Go F yourself Dick Cheney, and your friends on the right!

Posted by: Randy McGowan | Oct 26, 2005 11:18:29 AM


Twas the nite before Fitzmas and through the White House
Not a neocon stirred, not even Cheney, that louse
The documents were shredded and all burned with care
Even Judy was smart enough not to be there

The liberals were snuggled all warm in their beds
Convinced that George Bush would no longer be led
With Laura in her burkah and George in his cap
He thought to himself, can I beat this wrap?

Then from the news there arose such a clatter
George ran to his office "what the hell is the matter!?!"
He grabbed Rove and said "what is the excitement?"
And there stood Fitzgerald, hands full of indictments

Karl’s bald head then started to glow
Like George Bush’s nose, in the days he did blow
When what to his bloodshot eyes should appear
But cops and attorneys and all coming near

Fitzgerald was thorough, if not very quick
And George now realized he wasn’t that slick
More rapid than eagles Fitz’s charges they came
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name

"Now, grab all those docs and seize that computer!
Arrest Cheney! And Rove! And Rumsfeld and Scooter!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Now, lock away, lock away! Lock away all!"

With a wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Fitz let George know he had plenty to dread
He leaked not a word, but went straight to his work
arrested them all and said “Bush you’re a jerk”

And poking his finger in George Bush’s nose
Said time for a speech in the garden of rose
He sprang to his car to his team gave a shout
And away they dragged Rove who started to pout

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight:

Go F yourself Dick Cheney, and all your friends on the right!

Posted by: Randy McGowan | Oct 26, 2005 11:19:39 AM

Randy,

That was brilliant!!! I have to put this on the side bar, hope you don't mind!

Posted by: The Bastard | Oct 26, 2005 11:38:19 AM

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