KentuckyFriedCruelty.com

It's not just a website it is also, legally, this kids new name. Which reminds me,

"a black person voting Republican is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders."

Good advice that Mr. Swan should think about while he runs for Governor on the Republican ticket. I know, PETA has nothing to do with Lynn Swan but I promised someone that I would work that quote into a post for today.