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Tuesday, February 08, 2005
The Republican Dictionary
Contributed by Jersey McJones;
A Good Economy: Any economy over which a Republican government presides.
Activist Judge: Any judge who rules in a way Republicans don't like.
African American Role Model: All three black Republicans.
Christian: Born-Again Make-it-up-as-you-go-along pro-life-as-long-as-it's-in-the-womb right-wing-sycophant-of-the-wealthy-and-powerful money-idolizer.
Consistancy: Obstinance.
Elitist: Someone who can read beyond the fifth grade level.
Earnings: Interest on inherited investments, dividends.
Evil Dictator: Any dictator who doesn't do as he's told.
Feminazi: A tall slender woman with a nice haircut and a good job.
Home Schooling: The Bible.
Junk Science: Anything that is still in R & D.
Liberal Hate Speech: Whenever a liberal says something.
Moral Values: The exact opposite of everything Jesus ever said.
NAACP: KKK
Truth: Whatever stupid opinions are offered from Rush Limbaugh.
Treason: Exercising one's first amendment rights.
In all fairness, who's got the democrat dictionary?
Posted by The Bastard at 04:31 PM in Jersey McJones | Permalink
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Oooh, fun :)
A Good Economy: One where competition is outlawed.
Activist Judge: Any judge who rules in a way Dems don't like.
African American Role Model: A rich black guy with a big chip on his shoulder.
Christian: Dumb southerner.
Consistancy: Not available at this time.
Elitist: Anyone who makes their own money.
Earnings: Government property.
Evil Dictator: Dubya.
Feminazi: You're date.
Home Schooling: Brainwashing.
Junk Science: Physics.
Liberal Hate Speech: Fabricated by paranoid conservatives.
Moral Values: The exact opposite of everything Jesus ever said (ditto).
NAACP: $$ Cha-ching! $$
Truth: A movie made by an extremely bitter Bush hater.
Treason: Made possible by twisting words around.
Posted by: Jen | Feb 14, 2005 11:53:08 PM
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